Man U a Slacker

I'm so posting more. Quality be damned!

Dub and I got to talkin and we decided the following things to be true:
1)The Colorado ROCKies had a miracle 2007 season
2)The Houston ROCKets are having a miracle 2008 season

We have decided that henceforth...(dramatic pause) (hold it) the Royals will now be called the ROCKals. Our goal, of course, is to capitalize on insane winning streaks and attempt to draw them to our team. Now I know Rockals doesn't roll off the tongue...yet.

*sigh*

I was about to write about the Royals beautiful come back win. Unfortunately, they *passed excrement* in *a place usually reserved for sleeping*. Worse, bring the pain:
J Bale 5 2-3 5 4 4 1 4 1 C Tsao 1-3 0 0 0 1 1 0 Y Yabuta 1 2-3 2 0 0 0 3 0 J Gobble 1-3 0 0 0 0 0 0 J Soria (L,1-1) 1-3 3 2 2 0 0 0

Thats right, yahoo Soria. Rany brags on you and then *boom* you Rockal up on us.

We had some notable hitting which was great, but I really couldn't wait to write the following line:

Fukudome had a steal

Won't get to write his name much this year. Fukudome. First child: Fukudome Beetle Jr. I can make this happen!

Beetle